Hi, I'm High

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Hi, I'm High

Hi

My name is Aly.

That's Arabic for "high."

Now that can mean champion, or elevated.

But that's not why my parents named that.

My mother had to be under global anesthetic to birth me...

and you wonder why I have a long history of substance abuse.
Dude, I am literally high.

-Dorian. C. Major