Ingredients
- none
- cellphone (optional)
- Starbucks beverage (optional)
- tardies to taste
Instructions
Attend class irregularly. Absences should be unexcused.
When entering the classroom after the lesson has started, move the chair as disruptively as possible while greeting your classmates, even if the teacher happens to be speaking. Shuffle papers and otherwise sit down noisily.
Arrive without brain or other required ingredients.
Stare dumbly at the clock until finished (about 50 minutes).
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